[www.keralites.net] Symptoms of Drinking

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward . 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom : The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it ! Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

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