[www.keralites.net] SARDAR JOKES ( Some old some new)

 

1. Sugar Test

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly.

2. Apple in a Mango Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" (Why have you come up)

Sardar: "Apple Khane" (to Eat Apple)

Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" (This is Mango Tree)

Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" ( I have brought the Apple with me!)

3. Sardars and scooter

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.

4. Lion and Sardars

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

5. Cyclone

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

6. Side Effects

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

7. Advice

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"

8. Oxygen

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

9. Skeleton

Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

10. Microsoft Office

Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?

Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...

11. Calender

A person went to a Sardar's shop.

Person: I want 2007 calender

Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left

12. Lottery

Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back

13. Imagination

Sardar went to an interview.

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?

Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining

14 Sun v/s Moon

Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...

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