*Mr.X:* My mobile bill how much?*
Call centre girl:* sir, just dial 123to know current bill status*
Mr.X:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.*
* *Friend:* I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!*
Mr.X* Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!*
Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
Mr.X:* ZEBRA*
Teacher:* How?*
Mr.X:* Bcoz it is Black & White *
Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..*
Mr.X to judge:* U R coming daily, don't U have shame?*
Question:* "Should Women have Children after 35?"*
Smart man Replied:* "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Mr.X attending an interview in Software Company.*
Manager:* Do U know MS Office?*
Mr.X:* If U give me the address I will go there sir.
(Best one)
Mr.X got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"*
He replied:*
"I Mr YOU" !!.
After finishing MBBS Mr.X started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
Man1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Man2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Mr.X in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "*
Air hostess said:* "B silent."*
Mr.X:* "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Mr.X: "All are born on government holidays...! !!*
Sir:* What is difference between Orange and Apple?*
Mr.X:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE