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MATHS PROOF


Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.

Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking 'b' comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali



DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa




MANDAN

Teacher: "Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku"

Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.

Teacher: "Oho… Ne mandanano ?"

Tintumon: "Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni




NO FREEZE LIQUID


Teacher: 'Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo'

Tintumon: 'Chooduvellam'





INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???



SSLC


SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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"Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!"



KALYANAM


Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …
Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.



MADIYAN


Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : "Madiyan"
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…



CHASE


Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?




REVENGE


Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!




BEGGAR

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??




AUTO


Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath


PROFESSOR


A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"




SLEEP


Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?





MOTHER


Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?




THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN


tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle





BHAKSHANAM


Tintumon: 'Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:'Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…'

(After eating)

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!



LKG-TINTUMON


To be is to do(Socrates)

To do is to be(Plato)

To be or not to be(Shakespeare)

Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..




CHEMISTRY


Teacher : What is "Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is 'Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : "Filomina"





1000 ROOPA


'1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free'

next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku 'chillara' medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…





Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.


1)Prove thumbi=goat

Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?

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