[www.keralites.net] .Jokes

Physics would have been much much Easier... If.. If.. If.. If.. The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!! ************************************************** *************** How Newton Died ? . . He died After seen South Indian Movies.. . Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made... ************************************************** ************** WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL? " W "!! B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W" WHO? WHY? WHAT? WHEN? WHICH? WHOM? WHERE? WAR! AND FINALLY WIFE....! ************************************************** ************ GOD:I Cant Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS DEVIL:I Cant Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS. GOD: Dont Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS! ************************************************** ************** Moral of the movie ROBOT- . ... . . . . . . . A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ************************************************** *** newton's law: lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecturer to the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either ************************************************** ************** Gals Language: Stupid(U r Smart) Idiot(U r Cute) Shut up(I Luv u) I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u) GN(All slept u can cal me nw) Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd ************************************************** ************** When Alchohol is consumed, Whatever is in the mind comes out... So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams. ************************************************** ************** You know a Crazy fact of todays generation :Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their Fathers...!!! ************************************************** ************** what is swarg? american salary, british house, chinese food, indian wife, what is narak? american wife, british food, chinese house, indian salary ************************************************** ************** A Sign At A Petrol pump ... "Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!" ************************************************** ************** The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl. It begins when she turn back and gives a smile. ************************************************** ************** If u r with 1 girl its Anand... If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand... If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand. ************************************************** ************** Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes Grew wid Gifts Ended wid Tears Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone Grows wid Msgs & Ends wid "UpbhogtaKisi aur Call par Vyast hai." ************************************************** ************** When u read a love message, U never think of the person who sent u the sms.. But u think of the person whom u love the most!! STRANGE.. sala kharcha kiska or Charcha kiska! ************************************************** ************** The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts ************************************************** ***************** A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge Ill study. **

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