Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
| 1. | Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
| 2. | Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. |
| 3. | Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
| 4. | Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. |
| 5. | The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. |
| 6. | If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. |
| 7. | The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. |
| 8. | The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. |
| 9. | A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. |
| 10. | When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
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