[www.keralites.net] Knowing the difference

Male or Female ?

You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

		FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
		PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
		TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
		HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their backsides.
		SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
		WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
		TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
		EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
		HAMMERS: Male.... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
		THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.
New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks ... especially during evening hours ... the Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' car park at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world first women only parking lot in Edinburgh ! Cheeky sods!

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