[www.keralites.net] Depression - American Style !

Depression - American Style ! Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land !" Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land !" Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land ! I was feeling very depressed last night, thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, lack of savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. So, I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got connected to a freakin' call center in Iraq... And when I told them I was feeling suicidal, they all got excited and asked if I could fly an Aeroplane. Thanks to : Vadivel Murugan, P

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