Some women never stop bemoaning how exhausting their beauty regimen is. The hours in the salon, the endless application of makeup, the miseries of ill-fitting high heels — all these labors, we are told, are a terrible chore. Generally we just nod along, trying not to look for a fight. But after witnessing these beauty products for women, we're inclined to agree — women have it a lot worse than men.
Sphincter Tincture
The anal bleaching creamHoney Bare Butt Bleachpromises that with just a few applications where the sun don't shine, a woman's asshole will look as pristine as the day she were born. You'll never answer "Does my ass look good in this?" the same way again.
Blowing Bubbles
It's hard to believe women have been shelling out big bucks for breast implants when all the while they could have increased their cup size through chewing. Yes,Bust Up Gumoffers to enhance the size, shape, and tone of a woman's breasts and improve her breath all at once. Would she prefer to snack on something sweet instead? ThenF-Cup Cookiesis the perfect choice.
Loose Lips Get Grips
Kegel exercises are known to strengthen a woman's vaginal muscles, improving sex and well-being. But who has the time? Well,pantyO'sallow women to do their kegels on the go, with a one-inch "Kegel Exercise Extension" sewn into the crotch of the panty. And their stylish patterns offer the look of clown underwear every man goes crazy for.
Arm Flab to Fab
Girdle technology has long offered women the toned mid-section they want with severe discomfort and internal injury as an added bonus. But why restrict the girdle to the gut? WithTrès Sleek, women can wrap their arms in a constricting, skin tight death-grip and get the biceps they've always wanted.
Add Time to the Hourglass
Every woman wants to look wider in the hips, right? Right? Until plastic surgeons invent hip implants, however,Gimme Hips!is the perfect solution, adding inches to a woman's waistline without having to go to all the effort of eating to put on those extra pounds.
Like BreatheRite in Reverse
Trying to go from schnozola to sexy without paying for a nose job? ThenNoseSecretis just the thing. Yes, women have discovered that cramming two pieces of plastic up their noses will shrink those unsightly honkers while giving their voices that congested whine men just love.
Gem Zones
Women everywhere want to look like they caught an STD from a robot, but the technology just isn't there. Thank God, then, forVajazzling— the application of Swarovski crystals to the pubis. Women can do it at home with their ownVajazzle Kit or have it done at a salon,like this lunatic.
Flash a Smile
Who says crystals are only meant for New Age healing and nether regions?SmileGemscan be applied directly to a woman's tooth enamel, giving her significant other the constant sense that she's got food stuck in her teeth.
Get Reflexible
When the woman in your life just loves giving head but is sick of that sore throat in the morning, give her the gift ofDeep Throat, "a strawberry-flavored oral desensitizer that can make oral sex easier to perform." The fruity taste is for her, the pleasure is for you.
The Color of Honey
Have you ever heard of "genital color loss"? Neither have we, but apparentlyMy New Pink Buttonis just the solution. This temporary dye promises to return that pink glow back to any vagina. Think of it as lip polish, just not the lips you'd typically think of.
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