[www.keralites.net] Only a South African will understand this

Sipho, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a roadblock.

'Congratulations', said the cop...'Because you are wearing your seat belt you have just won R5,000 in an Arrive Alive safety competition'.

Sipho could hardly believe his luck.
'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.
'Well I guess I'm going to get a driver's license,' Sipho answered.
'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat.

'He tries to be smart when he's drunk.'
This woke up Ndlovu in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,
'I TOLD you stealing the BMW  was a bad idea. A Mazda would have been better.'
At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakeles' voice said, 'Are we over the border yet?'

The cop said .... 'Okay, my brothers.  How are we sharing this R5000?!'

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