| She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. -she thought a quarterback was a refund. -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. -she thought General Motors was in the army. -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. -under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was soooooooooooooo Blonde: -she tripped over a cordless phone. -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can Because it said "concentrate." -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius." -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: -she studied for a blood test. -she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." -she sold the car for gas money! -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. -she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front." -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease! |
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