[www.keralites.net] Are you affected!!! Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

AAADD 
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ! 

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. 
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!! 

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - 
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 

This is how it manifests: 

I decide to water my garden. 
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, 
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. 

As I start toward the garage, 
I notice mail on the porch table that 
I brought up from the mail box earlier. 

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. 

I lay my car keys on the table, 
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, 
and notice that the can is full. 

So, I decide to put the bills 
back 
on the table and take out the garbage first. 

But then I think, 
since I'm going to be near the mailbox 
when I take out the garbage anyway, 
I may as well pay the bills first. 

I take my cheque book off the table, 
and see that there is only one cheque left. 
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, 
so I go inside the house to my desk where 
I find the 
can of Pepsi I'd been drinking. 

I'm going to look for my cheques, 
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside 
so that I don't accidentally knock it over. 

The Pepsi is getting warm, 
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. 

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, 
a vase of flowers on the counter 
catches my eye--they need water. 

I put the Pepsi on the counter and 
discover my reading glasses that 
I've been searching for all morning. 
I decide I better put them back on my desk, 
but first I'm going to water the flowers. 

I set the glasses back down on the counter, 
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. 
Someone left it on the kitchen table. 

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, 
I'll be looking for the remote, 
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, 
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, 
but first I'll water the flowers. 

I pour some water in the flowers, 
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. 

So, I set the remote back on the table, 
get some towels and wipe up the spill.. 

Then, I head down the hall trying to 
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: 
the car isn't washed 
the bills aren't paid 
there is a warm can of 
Pepsi sitting on the counter 
the flowers don't have enough water, 
there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, 
I can't find the remote, 
I can't find my glasses, 
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. 
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, 
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, 
and I'm really tired. 

I realize this is a serious problem, 
and I'll try to get some help for it, 
but first I'll check my e-mail.... 

Do me a favour. 
Forward this message to everyone you know, 
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to. 

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

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