[www.keralites.net] Why law permit to marry a second woman

Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what sho uld we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if Suicide is better or being Murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD.

He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women?'
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, Sir.
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

He got married to her ... and the poor guy is now keeping up to his promise. 

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Fact of life:

One woman brings you into this world crying and another ensures that you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

 

Regards,

Jyothi Kurien

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