Friday, August 19, 2011

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Indians and rebirth [too good]

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The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: 'I have to talk to you.

We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems.

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They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they arewearing Dolce and Gabana sarees instead of their white robes,

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they areriding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're sellingtheir halos to people for discounted prices.

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They refuse to keep thestairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching downmidway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are evenwalking around with just one wing !

They do not believe in disciplineand push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all mychildren. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

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Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satanreturned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you'rehaving down there.'

Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back.Now what was the question?'

Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said,"I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are tryingto install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place tolive in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep themuncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying tostart a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between MEand GOD. They have started a socal network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others.

Some weretrying to start a chai - pakora, Chole batura, channa, Dosa andsamosa, barfi, Chakli and Dokla shop, which I had to stop.

Many haveno trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. Wehave shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable as this is Hell,but they have no problems in doing everything outside in open.

Theyare excellent in corrupting everyone and my staff are being bribed bythem and I have difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption inHell.

They never complain as this place seems to be better from wherethey came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing withthem!! I am therefore requesting you.

OH LORD, PLEASE send them backto earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth".

So this is why Indians are the only ones that are re-born !

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sanskriti

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