Monday, August 29, 2011

[www.keralites.net] The Tax Poem (Read till the End)

 


True, Interesting !

This originated from USA but most of it is fully applicable to India too.
 
At first, I thought this was just funny.....you too will realise the awful truth in it as you go on...
 
Do read it all the way till the end...
 
The Tax Poem
 
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
 
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
 
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway! 
 
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
 
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
 
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
 
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
 
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
 
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
 
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
 
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'
 
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
 

Few Other Taxes Include:
 
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre) 
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Hydro Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Property Tax
Provincial Income Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax 
Telephone Tax
Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
 
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
 
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
 
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
 
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians? '
 
I hope this goes around INDIA at least 100 times!!
 

YOU can help it get there.
 
GO AHEAD - - - be an INDIAN !!!!!!!!!!
 

                                                       SEND IT AROUND EVERYWHERE for a change


When one door of happiness closes, another opens; 
But often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Helen Keller

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