Monday, August 1, 2011

[www.keralites.net] LETS OFFEND EVERYONE........ !!!!!!!!!

LETS OFFEND EVERYONE


 
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 I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie,
 large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.
A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I have not eaten for two days'
I told him ....... 'I wish I had your will power'
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I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
 
Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the
correct answers.
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A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time.
 
She said 'Sorry about the wait.'
 
I said 'don't worry fatty, you'll lose it eventually '
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I walked past an aboriginal kid apparently begging at
a Bus Stop as I came out of the Bank.
 
 He looked at me and said 'Any Change'
 
 I said ........    'Nope! You're still Black'
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An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks What is wrong??
The boy says Me ma is dead
Oh bejaysus the man says 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies 'No thanks mister, Sex is the last ting on my moind
at the moment'.
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I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how
gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner and
I always end up in bed with them.
Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this
damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
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Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich
works best!
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Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense
shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman
 with her mouth closed.
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I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could
 
 look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself .....
 
I'm going to take that.
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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and
sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him 'Where am I?'
The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back 'Ye don't kid me ye flash bastard. You're in that feckin basket'.
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