Thursday, August 11, 2011

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Mukesh Ambani's Problems

Mukesh Ambani in His 27 Storeyed Home...


Mukesh
Bhai Gets Up From His Bedroom on 15th floor,

TakesA swim in The Swimming Pool on 17th floor,

Has
Breakfast on The 19th floor,

Dresses Up For Office on 14th floor,

Collects His Files And office Bag from His Personal Office On 21st floor,

wishes Bye To Nita Bhabhi on 16th floor,

says "see you" to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor

to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office,

but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.

But on which floor? 15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th?

He phones all his servants,

cooks, Maids, secretaries, Pool Attendants, Gym trainers,

lift Attendants etc. on all the floors.

There is a Hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors,

but the key is not traceable.

Fed up, after half an hour of frantic search,

Mukesh Bhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.

At 3.30 p.m late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back,
a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukesh bhai's pant and hung it
to dry on a string in the
balcony of 16th floor,
with
car keys in the pant pocket.

The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th
floor
level and was never found.

This was detected because of Nita bhabhi's habit of checking
clothes given for ironing personally.

Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi
with all irritation writ large on her face,
complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was
roaming
till 3 a.m. last night.

Mukesh replied that he was at home all night.
 

"Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 a.m?

I was so much worried. I could not sleep whole night, "quizzed Nita bhabhi.


"Oh That helicopter". That helicopter came from Germany, sent by
Mercedes people to deliver
the duplicate car key"

... mumbled Mukesh


Do you have this problem ???

Moral of the story: Stay in one room kitchen flat only. .......
Least-Problem at Home.

ISMAIL CHOHAN


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